Oh, Hello… and yes, it’s been a while

It’s crazy that I just ‘Celebrated’ 6 years of blogging. I use the term ‘blogging,’ loosely as I’m more of an instant blogger. Whether it’s Tweeting out political jabs at the current administration, or filming Snapchat stories devoted to dinner. I instagram and then share to Facebook, and still call myself a ‘blogger.’ It’s actual total bullshit. 

In truth, and speaking candidly, I love to live life and live it well. Yes, not much has changed. I still love to bake, cook, and garden. I still love trying new things in and around the home, and I look forward to giving you all more ideas to try and enrich our lives; For you, your friends, and your family. 

In the past few years, while I wasn’t busy trying to derail America from fucking itself (which it did anyway,) I’ve discovered a love for modern wellness. Some say it’s hope in a jar, but I truly believe, and have preached for years that you are what you eat and what you do! Quality is key in everything we do. I strive to source the best-for-you ingredients, and recipes that will give us a dinner that’s quick and easy and most of all, fun! 

On a personal note, which is what blogs are… I fell in love this past year with the most amazing man! We’re ridiculously cute, and you’ll be insanely jealous. It’s totally cool! 😜 

Also huge life change, I’m moving to Dallas, Texas later this Summer!! This small town guy from PA is going to be a Dallasite, and I’m so effing excited, y’all! 

I can’t promise I’ll blog regularly, and I can’t promise that I won’t blog all the time. With the move, and the new set of challenges that brings… I’m looking forward to blogging about everything I have before AKA “Domesticated bliss,” as well as some thoughts I have in passing, on absolutely whatever. It may be political or something physical, and it may be about some amazing place I stayed at on vacation. That may turn you off from the blog and me altogether, but that’s really unfortunate and sort of impossible because I have pretty amazing skin. (It’s the monk fruit I add to everything! We’ll talk about that later!) 

All my best,



The Coven Party

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays! The air is getting crispier, the leaves are rustling, and not so far off in the distance you can hear a witch cackle after she sips her brew!

I’ve always wanted to have a witch-themed party. My favorite Wizard of Oz character was the wicked witch of the west. I loved Hocus Pocus and Practical Magic growing up. I may have (or still) dabble in a little harmless trickery now and then… 😉

So I decided, in July, that this years theme would be “A Coven Party.” I only wanted to invite the women in my family to the event. 13, to be exact.

A ‘Coven’ is defined as a group or gathering of witches who meet regularly. (Thanks Google)

This was the perfect unifying theme for my Halloween party. An evening full of mysticism, great food, and laughter. We scheduled the evening to transpire during the Blood Moon in October.

What a magical night! We were faced with some challenges like heavy rains and wind, but after a spell (okay, and a few prayers) the rain cleared and our party was all set to take center stage.

The menu for the evening consisted of an autumn harvest theme starting with a Caramelized Shallot Soup with sautéed chestnuts and Gruyere cheese. We then served roasted fall vegetables and wild rice with balsamic mushrooms. The main course was a roasted pork loin with roasted persimmons and mustard greens. Everyone loved it!

The decorations were planned and made for weeks leading up to the party! The living room was our tribute to the witch of folk tales with spiders on the walls and ceiling. Ghastly curtains and upholstery covered the windows and furniture.

The dining room was centered as our practicing witch tribute. The dining room table served as an alter with straw, snakes, green eggs, and frogs. Also served as the place where all of our appetizers and desserts would be served. Witch sugar cookies, pumpkin breads, apples, and pumpkin Whoopie pies were all enjoyed after the feast while devilish eggs, cheeses, hummus, and assorted toasts were served prior to the meal.

Since we did the meal outside by our pool, we wanted to make a whimsical and magical environment for the evening, but keeping safety in check so no one fell in the pool. We took the prunings from our trees and bushes and placed them in large planters. We then took holiday lights and wrapped them around the clippings.

The centerpiece of our dinner table were two L Brackets drilled to a plywood base and then two somewhat large pruned branches were drilled into the L bracket to stand on their own. We put faux birds in the tree and laid pumpkins on the base, green of course. Glittered bugs, snakes, and spiders were all over the table with lots of Spanish moss.

The tablescape, the decor, and the food all made this night a smashing success! I hope you all find some inspiring ideas on here to go out and create your own Halloween party!

























I hope you enjoyed our Coven festivities! Happy Halloween!!

A Kids Halloween ‘CrAfternoon’

Halloween is almost here! My goodie bags of tricks and treats are packed. Cookies are always in the oven, and cider is stocked on the top shelf in the refrigerator.

I look forward to the triple threat of the holidays; Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas! With Halloween so close, I thought I’d invite over some family members for a kids ‘Crafternoon,’ to make some cute and spooky Halloween Crafts.

We had such a great time. First, they walked through our haunted house or “Chamber of Horrors.” Voodoo Dolls, Tarot Cards, and spiders spiders everywhere. It was a ghastly sight but they squealed with delight! We munched on homemade treats, my witch sugar cookies, and drank local cider, or as I call it, the Witch’s Poison Apple Brew.

Kids’ crafts get such a bad reputation! I have to blame the adults in charge! Haha. You can’t give a kid a glue stick, some play-dough, and a piece of construction paper and expect Picasso!

Kids have very active imaginations and they’re extremely creative. Give your kids the right tools for the right job! Go find some Halloween stickers on the clearance rack and maybe some pads of seasonal paper (use those coupons.) I also stock up on craft punches in seasonal shapes at the end of the season on clearance and save them for the next year. Bit of a craft hoarder here, but it works!

I can’t promise that your kids will create Van Gogh-esque works of art, but I can promise that each work of art is a direct expression of that child’s creativity, which really is the endgame!

So here’s three EASY, adorable, affordable, and spooky Halloween craft ideas that your kids will love doing and will love showing them off!

Refrigerator Art!

This craft is so much fun. I busted out the craft punches, the glue pens (which are a savior for ‘No Mess Crafts,’) some spooky paper, some black card stock, and white chalk.

Have your kids cut out creepy shapes with their craft punches. We cut out pumpkins and spiders


Then have them put a bit of glue on the back of each shape. We used the glue pens, but glue sticks will do this job perfectly as well. The patterns they create are so cute! Victoria, 9, and Gavin, 4, both really enjoyed this craft!



Have them scribble a Halloween message in chalk or just display their cut out shapes on the refrigerator for the Halloween season. It might just garner a scream out of mom or dad or any trick-or-treater that passes through.

Sticker Pumpkins!


I LOVE this craft! I love carving pumpkins but they are so messy and can kill the crafty mood quick if you’re trying to do more than one craft with kids. One trick I try is I stock up on stickers! The scrapbook aisle at a crafts store is filled with thousands, literally thousands, of stickers in all shapes and sizes. Stock up on some stickers and let those imaginations get to work. We went with all sorts of whimsical shapes and creations to really makes some adorable, porch-worthy pumpkins!





Pipe Cleaner Spiders


This is such a fun and easy craft idea! You can make 1 or 2 or 200… They take no time at all and kids love them. They look so whimsical and have so much personality. I’m sure you will love them. Take a large Pom-Pom (1 to 1 1/2inch in size) and four black pipe cleaners. Those are all you need!

Place your Pom Pom on top and in the middle of three pipe cleaners. Take the fourth pipe cleaner and lay it under and perpendicular to the others. Bring the perpendicular pipe cleaner up over the Pom Pom and other pipe cleaners and twist it to secure the pipe cleaners to the Pom Pom. Then lay a finger under the pipe cleaners, next to the Pom Pom and bend the pipe cleaners down over your finger creating the leg shape. Repeat on the other side. The slightly bend the bottom of each pipe cleaner ‘leg’ creating a foot. Spread out the legs and shape to size. They’re sort of like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike!



I hope you enjoyed our crafternoon of tricks and treats! The kids absolutely loved their time spent at the haunted house on the hill and we sent them out the door with all sorts of treats! Painted coffins stuffed with soft caramel chews and small treat bags filled with candy corn! I hope it’s a Halloween they’ll remember forever, and I really hope they give their parents a good fright in the night with those pipe cleaner spiders!!

Off with His (or Her) Head!!

We’re gearing up for our Halloween party this weekend, and the house looks like a crime scene!

One of my favorite decorations that I made this year are these mummy heads! They look so eerie and so creepy!!

They couldn’t be easier to make though, and they’re so inexpensive!

Keep them handy after Halloween to fire a warning shot to future boyfriends, bad neighbors, and the newspaper delivery service if they keep throwing the papers in your new rose bushes. You might get the “Psycho on the Street” label, but you’ll have beautiful rose bushes! 😜

To make this project a little easier, I’ve included a how-to video!

For this project you will need:

Room Temperature Coffee
Paper Towels
Styrofoam Head
Craft Brush.

Pour coffee in a 9×13 baking dish. Soak your paper towels in the coffee and wring them out. Leave them crinkled up though, do not unfold. Let them dry on a rimmed baking sheet. This might take 2 or 3 days.

After your strips are dried, rip them into strips, about 1 to 2 inches in length up the width of your paper towel. Then it’s time to get gluing!

Brush mod-podge over a sizable surface of the head and start layering on paper towel. Brush glue over top the paper towel and keep layering on strips of paper towel. The end game of this project is to cover the entire head and not have any white styrofoam showing through. This project doesn’t have to be nice and neat, it’s a mummy!! The scarier, the better!

Be sure that when you get to the front of the head to really push your paper towel into the features like the eyes, nose, and mouth. This will help the features stand out when it’s dry.

After the entire surface is coated, let your head dry. This will take a few hours, but not too long.

Display your head in the window, on a cake stand, or amongst glasses of red wine to send a chill down your guests spine!

Happy Halloween!!



Budget Bash Idea: Glittered Spiders and Pumpkins and Bones… Oh My!!

Halloween parties are not cheap! They can get expensive very quickly. Unless you have a home full of spiders, cobwebs, and bones (who doesn’t?!?) you have a lot of accessories to stock up on to create the eerie effect of a haunted house!

I’ve teamed up again with Liz Bell from ‘Mornings with Liz’ on the new Warm103.3 to bring you some really great party tricks and treats to make your Halloween stylish, fun, and oh so budget-friendly!

One of my go-to party tricks is buying a lot of spiders, bugs, bones, skulls, and pumpkins from the dollar store! These decorations are not cute, that’s why they’re a dollar! HOWEVER… That’s the beauty of this craft! You’re taking something ugly, garish, and atrocious and turning it into something beautiful!! Sort of like fanny packs meeting the nearest trash can; That kind of beautiful!! 😉

Just bust out the glue, the glitter, and a large freezer bag! I also grab a craft paint brush to brush the glue on the larger items. That is it! A couple craft and kitchen supplies, some ugly and cheap decorations, and you’re set to repurpose and create some very pretty and spooky creations!

I glitter everything! True: it IS the herpes of arts of crafts BUT some of these tricks will ease the mess, and not have your friends thinking you were a back up dancer in a Ke$ha video…

For spiders. I brush them with glue, Elmer’s Glue diluted with a little water works brilliantly, and drop them into the freezer bag. I then sprinkle glitter in the bag and Shake. Sort of like “shake and bake” but prettier… And zero mess!! The glitter stays in the freezer bag. Remove your spiders with tweezers and let dry completely. Alternatively, let them dry in the bag.

“Shake and bake baby!!!”



Pumpkins, I stock up on at the dollar store and I’ll use a brush and brush glue on half the pumpkin, I’ll immediately glitter and shake off the excess and let dry. Once dry, usually in an hour or two, I’ll do the other side! Display them on stacked cake stands for a fun effect!



Another fun idea to try is glittered skulls. Use the same method as used with the pumpkin. Gluing and glittering half of the head. Letting it dry, and repeating with the other side. Display these glittered skulls on cake stands with moss as a bed or on an oversized lantern. I used a portable LED light (for closet lighting) attached at the top of the lantern to cast a glow on these skulls.



Kids LOVE these crafts! Your adult friends will ooh and ahh, maybe even scream, at your creations! The effort and money put into these projects are minimal, and you can put your money towards other necessary expenses… Like winning best dressed at a costume contest! 😃

Stay classy, and remember glitter makes everything that much better!



Autumn Magic

First impressions are lasting ones. We’re having a Halloween party in a few weeks, and I wanted to leave my guests spellbound. It’s a bit witchy, the theme, and whimsy and nature is a big part of witchcraft. (They’ve gotten a bad rep over the years, lol)

So when looking at the entranceway to our home, marked by two large, black concrete urns, I could either spook it up with some pumpkins, glittered bones, and Spanish moss, OR I could class it up by using ferns, lights, and a little bit of magic… C’mon…. Crafting IS magic people! 😉

You’ll need a fern, some garden stakes, mini holiday lights, cafe lights, garden twine, and an extension cord.

Place the fern in the urn. (RHYMING SKILLZ) Insert your stakes into the fern and make a tripod. Tie the top with garden twine. Start wrapping your mini holiday lights around the stakes, starting from the top and working down. Then go back up and onto the next stake. Repeat until all of the stakes are covered in lights. Any excess lights work into the fronds of the fern at the base of your tripod. Then wrap your tripod in the larger café lights. Plug in your creation and redefine Autumn glow!!

Good luck you crafty witches!! Xo




A Ghoul’s Night Out

Halloween is almost here!! Well not almost, but will be here before you know it!

I’ve teamed up with Liz Bell, host of ‘Mornings with Liz Bell,’ on the new Warm 103.3 to provide you with a party full of cocktails and crafts to keep the “Ghoul’s Night Out” a tradition that lasts for years to come!

Send me your creations on Instagram @morbidhomemaker, I can’t wait to see what you all come up with!


Bloody Scary Cocktail and Bloody Mary Mix (serves 8)

4 cups tomato juice
Juice of 1 lemon
2 tsp prepared horseradish
2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
2 tsp hot sauce
3/4 tsp kosher salt
1/2 tsp fresh cracked pepper
1/2 tsp old bay seasoning
Celery (for garnish)
Radish eyeballs (recipe follows)

Mix all ingredients, and store in an airtight container for up to one week.

To make the Bloody Scary cocktail, fill a tall skinny glass with ice. Pour 1 1/2oz of icy cold vodka and 6oz of your homemade Bloody Mary mix over the ice and stir. Garnish with a stalk of celery and/or a radish eyeball on a skewer if you dare.


Radish Eyeball garnish

8 Radishes
8 Green Stuffed Olives
8 Black Whole Peppercorns (optional)

Wash, lightly scrub, and dry your radishes. Peel the radishes leaving small strips of the skin on the radish to mimic broken blood vessels.

Take a small melon baller or paring knife and cut a small circular hole in the radish.

Place the olive inside the cut hole of the radish, and stuff a black peppercorn in the center of the red pimento in the olive.

Place your radish eyeballs in a small dish or on skewers to stir a bloody scary cocktail! These also make an awesome, show stopping garnish to a martini, or more appropriately, a “Boo-Tini.”


Devilish Eggs
(Served 8 to 10)

10 hard boiled eggs
1 roasted red pepper
3Tbsp mayonnaise
3tsp Dijon mustard
1-2tsp hot sauce
Salt and pepper (to taste)
Poppy seeds (optional)

Slice the hard boiled eggs in half lengthwise and place the egg yolks into a food processor. Set egg whites to the side. Add remaining ingredients and put on high speed until combined and puréed, about 30-45 seconds. Season with salt and pepper.

Place the egg white halves onto a serving platter. Transfer the roasted red pepper yolk mixture to a heavy duty ziploc bag. Close the bag, and snip a bottom corner of the bag, allowing you to pour the mixture into your egg halves without making a mess.

Garnish with poppy seeds. Serve immediately or keep refrigerated until guests arrive, but no more than 3 hours. Enjoy this spooky snack with a bloody scary cocktail!


Découpage Pumpkins

Découpage is one of my favorite ways to embellish pumpkins during the Autumn months. I like black lace on an orange or white pumpkin because it mimics an intricately spun spiderweb. Feel free to make this craft extend well into Autumn by using fern fronds or other small greenery to découpage on a pumpkin instead of lace. This makes a great centerpiece or decoration for the Thanksgiving table.

You will need:
Mod Podge, or other découpage adhesive
Craft Paint Brush
1 yard of black lace
2 White or Orange pumpkins and/or funkins, small and medium sized.
Decorative Ribbon (optional)

To make the small pumpkin:

Apply a thin layer of Découpage glue with your craft paint brush around the top of the pumpkin, ideally where you’d like the lace to set.

Using the scissors, cut the lace into triangular pieces, and arrange around the pumpkin with the sharp point of the triangle facing downwards. Apply more glue to the adhered lace to secure it to the pumpkin. Continue arranging the lace pieces around the pumpkin until your desired pattern is achieved. Let dry. You may tie a bow in black ribbon and tie it to the stem of the pumpkin, if desired.

To make the large pumpkin:

Apply a thin layer of Découpage glue with your craft paint brush around the top of the pumpkin, ideally where you’d like the lace to set.

Using the scissors, remove any thick wired border that may be attached on your lace, and trim, if needed, to fit around the pumpkin.

Start laying the lace onto the pumpkin, brushing with glue as you go. You will need to curve the lace to create a circle of lace around the pumpkin, so make small pleats in your lace as you work your way around the top of the pumpkin. The Glue will hold your lace into place. Continue working your way around the pumpkin, pleating the lace as needed until the ends of the lace meet each other. Brush with more glue as needed. Let dry.

**Tip: if you’ve never worked with Découpage glue, remember this… It goes on white and dries clear. Don’t fret if your lace looks like it’s saturated with glue. In about an hour or two, the glue will dry and your pumpkins will be ready for those trick-or-treaters! Now go get that candy…


Have a happy Halloween and a great start to your Autumn season!

Don’t forget to send me your autumn creations and Halloween party tips and tricks on Instagram @morbidhomemaker. Can’t wait to see what you are brewing up this Halloween!

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